TunaCan

a chode. In more detail, a cock that is thicker than it is long. Not to say that they are immensely thick, but that they lack any type of significant length. This term came to light after meeting a friend of mine, who is short and stocky. So, by assumption, my friends and I said that his proportions must be consistent.

He is short and stocky and must have a tunacan.

TunaCan by anonymous124 October 13, 2005

tunahan 

Best example of the homo sapiens yet. He is cute, tall, handsome and witty; also cool. There is not even a single girl who has seen him but not fallen in love with him.

I am in love with Tunahan.

tunahan by lacknw January 31, 2020

tunahan 

Tunahan is a calm handsome boy with a heart of damnn gold. Sometimes he day such stuppid thinks but he doesn't 'mean it that way. You are such a cutie Tunahan. You go boy!

tunahan is like a little stupid but in a cute way

tunahan by Yeayeahyeahyeah January 10, 2018

Tunahan 

Tunahan

Tunahans are a rare breed within mankind, also known as unicorns.
They are the most gorgeous men you'll ever come across and they will make your heart beat faster from the second you see them.
They're hard to find since they are not as common as an Alex or Steve but once you find your Tunahan you'll never want another man.
- caring , intelligent , supportive , sexy & all around perfect
- will get sad sometimes but all they need is a supportive and loving partner by their side

- will never give up on you and love you with all their heart

"See the way she looks at him? That's real love, he must be a Tunahan."

"Oh your name is Tunahan? I'm already so in love with you!"

"You've got an A on this hard ass test nobody else did better on than a C? You sure are a Tunahan."

"There's nothing a Tunahan can't reach if he just keeps fighting!"

Tunahan by ShllyBkr November 26, 2018

tuna can 

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

tuna can by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

Tuna Can Penis 

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

Tuna Can Penis by Smellman March 5, 2009

Tuna can penis 

A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.

Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"

Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"

Shelly: "gross."

Tuna can penis by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011