Tumps

rather polite derogatory term originating in Felsted school (UK)denoting an individual who just dont get it!! They also invented the 'Wanker' passed on to some USAF folks in da old days. Dont mention the WAR Basil.mmmmmmmm

My dear Lord, that cowboy banker from Texas is such a tumps.

by Pantha Sancho July 16, 2008

Tumps

The word “tumps” is used by many teens in Toronto meaning the wanna use/hit someone’s vape.

Example: “hey Zach can you give me some tumps from you vape” .

by Wong fong dong July 1, 2019

Trumpstank

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.

example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"

by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

trumps willy

a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color

Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!

by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019

Trumpster Fire

1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.

- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.

2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'

Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.

Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.

by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017

TrumpScare

TrumpScare - Republican's Health Care Proposal

If TrumpScare passes, 23 Million people will lose their health insurance, and many others may die.

by Katmai June 15, 2017

trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.

That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.

by Chas501 January 22, 2017