Tumpet

A Tumpet is a container used to store used tea bags before being thrown away. Preferably an empty mug.

There isn't a bin right here, I'll just use this empty mug as a Tumpet

Tumpet by Kguigs June 9, 2018

tumpet

balls to the wall in music careers

He really is in the Tumpet

tumpet by Wayne Farty Blarty Fatty Hutch March 11, 2016

Tumpet

A container for used tea bags, usually another mug set aside for this purpose.

I think the Tumpet needs emptying Ben, there's mould growing on the tea bags.

Tumpet by Kguigs June 14, 2018

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

trumpette 

A female supporter of Donald Trump's presidential bid. (Rarely sighted in the wild.)

Whenever The Donald attacks Fox News host Megyn Kelly, you can expect his campaign to trot out a trumpette to defend his comments.

trumpette by flemingway October 19, 2015