When you go to a college with extremely high tuition, while knowing that if you can't pay for it you're fucked.
Thot on instagram : LOL going to BUeven though I ain't gettin student aid OMG. No worries tho, my gender studies degree gonna earn me back the 200K in debt 😎🤗
Any reasonable person: bitch commitin tuicide over here
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"