A wild feral monster from Samoa who the English have attempted to tame and civilise so they can utilise his raw supreme alpha beastliness for the purpose of trampling over people in the delightful game of Rugby.
Well I say chaps, Manu Tuilagi might be rough around the edges, but he sure knows how to punch Chris Ashton's stupid smug face. Get this guy an Englandjersey at once!
When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water
"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"
To go out in Brighton UK and drink a ridiculous amount of Tuaca, get extremely wasted on it and do crazy things you normally wouldn't and don't remember (usually of a sexual nature!)
The Smug Friend - Wow you look like shit!!! What happened to you?
The Drunk - Fuck me i don't really remember. I was out and about in Brighton doing some shots and all i know is that i woke up on a couch with a sore ass.
Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.
"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."
"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."