Tugmud - accidentally releasing poo whilst masturbating. Excretion of excrement under the strain of milking the prostate.
Mick thought he'd have a quick light relief whilst the Mrs was out in the garden but under the pressure and strain of trying to complete in super short time, sadly Mick managed to fill his pants with poo at his point of ecstasy which resulted in 'tugmud'.
by Sh4ggers November 28, 2019