Ttism
A disease where you lose all common sense because of immense amounts of thirst to the point where you would fuck over your friend w the girl of his dreams
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Tismatic
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Ttism • Tism • Tism Rizz • Tism attack • TISMO • Thismorning • Tismatic • Tismic • tismtastic • tism token
Tsismis
Tsismis comes from the Spanish word chismes / Chisme, which means gossip that been adopted by Filipinos
Tsismis by Vabe Tellurion December 19, 2022
titsmas
The first spring day, in which girls first and finally show off some cleavage after a long winter. Men think of this day as something like, or better than, Christmas.
Did you see that girl? She's totally celebrating Titsmas today.
Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.
Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas
Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.
Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas
titsmas by alexander huntering March 21, 2010
Tism
Tism by Seeeee the future March 15, 2017
Tism
Tism /TÎ-zîm/, v.
Def 1: (linguistics) To possess a pattern of vocabulary, syntax, and scansion that indicates an autistic speaker or writer; usually but not always includes failure to comprehend sarcasm, rhetorical questions, and other benignly deceptive linguistic devices.
Def 1: (linguistics) To possess a pattern of vocabulary, syntax, and scansion that indicates an autistic speaker or writer; usually but not always includes failure to comprehend sarcasm, rhetorical questions, and other benignly deceptive linguistic devices.
The above definition tisms like whoa because the person who submitted it literally used the Merriam-Webster format.
Tism by Tzeentch_Did_IKEAgate December 28, 2020
TismTasm
A "TismTasm" is when an individual has a tantrum fueled by their "tisms" (short for autism). The "Tasm" is a modification of the word "spasm" by alliteration to better match with the word "tism".
Overall a TismTasm is a spastic tantrum fueled by mental retardation. The individual may be screaming incoherently, throwing and/or breaking things, and not being able to communicate properly with those trying to calm him down.
Overall a TismTasm is a spastic tantrum fueled by mental retardation. The individual may be screaming incoherently, throwing and/or breaking things, and not being able to communicate properly with those trying to calm him down.
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