a tool that every filipino parent uses on their child. one hit can kill you. but can be avoided by putting cardboard above your ass when your filipino parent hits you.

pinoy 1: oh my god bro, my mom just hit me so hard with her tsinelas.
pinoy 2: goodluck with that bro, i will pray for your speedy recovery.

tsinelas by httpsmilfs March 9, 2021

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Tienemormon Square

The large parcel of land in the middle of downtown Salt Lake City that is owned by the Mormon Church. It is more known as "Temple Square". It has been the center of controversy because the city of Salt Lake sold the church a block of land that use to be one of the main roads. The church had since converted it to a park. No smoking, swearing, or preaching anything that is non Mormon

"To save time on my way to the gay bar, I cut through Tienemormon Square."

Tienemormon Square by Topher30 October 19, 2006

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Tjienees

Any person stemming from any Asian country

Dude, look at that Tjienees
Why does that Tjienees always win the men's 500m speed skating
Go out of my way, Tjienees

Tjienees by Badoeloe February 12, 2014

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Ang tsinelas

(Pronounced: chee neh las) The Filipino version of la chancla used by Filipino moms to threaten their child and beats the shit out of their children if they show signs of misbehaviour, or some shit. It usually gives little children PTSD.

Mother: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR LAUNDRY? GET OVER HERE AND TAKE ANG TSINELAS.
Son: Ah shit, here we go again.

The child now has PTSD because his ass got spanked by ang tsinelas.

Ang tsinelas by plsapproveme March 6, 2021

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