2 definitions by httpsmilfs
the gayest bisexual ever. loves books but has broken spines, is reading manhwas most of the time and hates men. alyana is failing almost every class if it weren't for google. alyana will say that she will punch someone for you but cant probably harm a fly. alyana puts all her friends on mute since she has crippling anxiety. oh and did i mention that she has major daddy issues.
random dude: " omg ! im starting to become an alyana!"
random girl: "i already am an alyana" *Worried face*
random girl: "i already am an alyana" *Worried face*
by httpsmilfs January 13, 2021
a tool that every filipino parent uses on their child. one hit can kill you. but can be avoided by putting cardboard above your ass when your filipino parent hits you.
pinoy 1: oh my god bro, my mom just hit me so hard with her tsinelas.
pinoy 2: goodluck with that bro, i will pray for your speedy recovery.
pinoy 2: goodluck with that bro, i will pray for your speedy recovery.
by httpsmilfs March 9, 2021