1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!
2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3:
Whoa, did you
hear that
god on his
phone?
Someone 4:
Yeah man, he be speakin
Enchantment Table.
3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3:
Sorry, I don't speak
Enchantment Table.
Someone 2:
Whoa man, that's a bit
racist.