tshire

a word to describe the last loyal broer on the market

i’d never cheat on you, i’m a tshire.

by 444arrdee November 21, 2021

Tshire

A girl who oozes so much sex appeal. All the guys want her and the girlies don’t know if they wanna be her or wanna be with her. The embodiment of the girl of your dreams.

“Baby, I’m sorry I have to end this Tshire’s got my heart.”

“Mine too.”

by brohemiansepb November 22, 2021

cardboard tshirt

an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.

Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."

by 570 February 23, 2009

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.

Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010

tshirthell.com

A web site which sells unique novelty t-shirts. They're called "T-Shirt Hell" because they're slogan is "Where the bad shirts go". Nearly every shirt on the site is offensive to someone, and nearly everyone can find a shirt which offends them. There's no guarantee that everyone will find these shirts amusing, but some people do, and that's the beauty of freedom.

person 1: Did you see the shirt that guy was wearing? It said "Arrest black babies before they become criminals"! That's so offensive!
person 2: Um... have you ever heard of satire? Do you honestly think that the person wearing the shirt actually believes what the shirt says? Visit tshirthell.com sometime, they don't discriminate, they're equal opportunity haters, they want to offend everyone* not just blacks.
person 1: Well, I understand satire, but I'm still having trouble not being offended by that shirt.
person 2: meh, you're not required to agree, just as long as you defend his right to wear the thing.

by picklejar August 14, 2004

tshirt

A democratic item of clothing, all people can wear it in their size, have any message printed on it, or just soak it to show up their breasts.

Hey Check out the T-Shirt dude! Iron Maiden!!

by Container October 4, 2003

make a tshirt

A sex move where you go under the covers and fuck like rabbits for hours

Jessie texted me and said he wanted to make a tshirt

by tshirtmaker October 4, 2010