tsar bomb 

A 53 megaton thermonuclear bomb let off by the Soviets in 1961. The most powerful weapon ever detonated by humanity, several thousand times as powerful as the Hiroshima bomb. Its mushroom cloud went 64km high, and the blast wave went around the earth a few times. It broke windows over 1000km away. For the brief period of the explosion it produced 1.4% of the power output of the sun. It annihilated everything within 30 miles, turning rock to ash etc., and smashed the living crap out of everything within 100 miles.

Person 1: They dropped the tsar bomb in Liverpool, but lucky for us we're in Manchester.
Person 2: My entire body is on fire.

tsar bomb by xenomorphish July 1, 2011

Tsar Bomb 

An alcoholic drink made by taking 1 shot of vodka, mixing with some mixer(cranberry, sprite, OJ, and one shot of Diesel(grain alcohol). you drop the shot of diesel into the drink and chug it, sake bomb style.

The drop is meant to symbolize the dropping of the infamous Russian made Tsar Bomb, the largest, most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated.

We got some diesel and poured a shockwave of Tsar Bombs. Three in 15 minutes is the truth!!

Tsar Bomb by BobbyHaut March 2, 2008

Russian Tsar Bomb 

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.

Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.

Russian Tsar Bomb by ProBater69 February 7, 2022

Tsar bomba 

The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die

What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba

Tsar bomba by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Tsar Bomba 

"Tsar Bomba; slang term, derived from Russian; "Supreme Bomb" In the 1950s the Soviet Union (Communist Russia) detonated the largest thermonuclear fusion explosion of that or any time, 50 megatons = 50 million tons of TNT (250 x Hiroshima/Nagasaki)

A maximum superlative, refers to a major feat, revelation or devastating point or refutation. That which cannot be equaled nor exceeded.

Basketball players chest bump, up by 30 points, after slam dunk, shout 'TSAR BOMBA!" or,

One friend says to another responding to a profound statement, "Tsar Bomba. Seriously"!

A beach beauty like Jessica Simpson walks by admiring males, who all stare and whisper, "Tsar Bomba".

Tsar Bomba by Dave Sohagi December 12, 2010

Tsar Bomba 

The Russian version of the Jägerbomb. An energy drink (monster, etc) is emptied into a tumbler, a shot of Vodka is then dropped into the tumbler (from as high as possible to mirror the 50 Megaton beast dropped by the Ruskies). The heart attack inducing elixir is then downed. Enjoy.

Me and the bois are gonna go smash some Tsar Bomba's at the pub.

Tsar Bomba by chad27 January 7, 2020

Tsar Bomba 

The Thicccccest bomb in the world, it can fuck you in the asshole if you’re anywhere in it’s range.

“OH SHIT ITS THE TSAR BOMBA!” , “BETTER RUN BEFORE MY BLEEG GETS BLOWN OFF.”

Tsar Bomba by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf November 21, 2019