trump russia 

1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid."

A conspiracy consisting of arguably the greatest act of treason against a sovereign nation since Guy Fawkes' failed assassination attempt of King James I.

The premise is very simple and easy to understand; members of Donald J Trump's Presidential Campaign and transition team exchanged quid pro quo (this for that) involving help getting Donald Trump elected 45th president of the United States from Russian Nationals acting on behalf of and including Russian Autocrat Vladimir Putin through targeted social media propaganda utilizing a combination of Russian voter registration & record hacks and Steve Bannon's/Robert Mercer's 'Cambridge Analytica' to disseminate said data and micro-target individual voters through disinformation campaigns designed specifically to influence their likelihood of voting in a non favorable way towards Donald Trump becoming PotUS.

2. A fake conspiracy imagined up by butthurt snowflakes who lost an unlosable election to a populist political neophyte who tapped into the roots of middle class working America en-route to the greatest political upset in American Political History.

1. Trump Russia is quite literally the most obvious and inept conspiracy ever perpetrated successfully against the United States of America.

2. F***ing libtards always whining about that made up horses*** Trump Russia 'conspiracy' because of fake news MSM instead of investigating the real crooks $hillary and Obummer's Uranium One dealings with the Russian's. Enjoy the next 6 months as THE_DONALD locks HER UP! #MAGA

trump russia by Nostradumas December 28, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016