Tru | dole. A benefit paid to Canadians by Prime Minister Trudeau to allow people to take the summer off and make $2,000 a month by pretending COVID-19 has eliminated their job despite many jobs being available to them (included ones they've previously left). Also known as CERB.
Millennial #1: Hey, dude, how is it that you're at the beach every day and then out drinking every night and you don't have a job this summer? How can you afford it?
Millennial #2: I'm living my best life, collecting my Trudeaule and ignoring physical distancing rules - screw COVID it's a hoax. $2,000 a month is awesome and I don't have to do a thing!
Millennial #1: Didn't your grandpa just die from COVID?
MIllennial #2: Ya, that's a weird coincidence ... two weeks after I visited him too!
Millennial #2: I'm living my best life, collecting my Trudeaule and ignoring physical distancing rules - screw COVID it's a hoax. $2,000 a month is awesome and I don't have to do a thing!
Millennial #1: Didn't your grandpa just die from COVID?
MIllennial #2: Ya, that's a weird coincidence ... two weeks after I visited him too!
by ToFi September 9, 2020