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Trumpost 

Throwaway comment on the internet, usually on sensitive topics that the poster has not invested the necessary time, resources, or even just consideration in actually understanding.
Combines Trump, Post, and Compost.
"Why did he post that on Twitter? It's offensive to Mexicans and it makes him look like an idiot."
"Did you read it?"
"Yeah, I read it."
"Then the Trumpost did it's job. "

trumpostile 

A scary trump supporter. wanting to grab you by the pussy.
thats a trumpostile!!
trumpostile by Blake Bretton November 17, 2016

Trumoposexual 

A sexual adjustmentrelating to sexual attraction to Donald Trump and his family.
"I want to have sex with donald trump, I'm Trumoposexual ".
Trumoposexual by TechyTrEE February 21, 2021

Trumposcopy 

Trumposcopy like Trump Care is the same feeling you get doing a colonoscopy and ureteroscopy at the same time without anesthesia.
Under Trump Care, the people of America can receive a Trumposcopy for free.
Trumposcopy by Dick808HI August 23, 2018

Trumpostomy 

Trump + ostomy (A surgical procedure creating an opening in the body for the discharge of body wastes)

May refer to a Trumpostomy bag / Trumpostomy care / Trumpostomy dressing after surgery
Trumpanzee got a trumpostomy & is now taking a trump in the bag attached to his abdominal wall

trumoo jokes 

The jokes on the back of the chocolate milk box that your school gives you that makes you want to shoot yourself. They usually consist of corny jokes relating to cows and milk. For ex: Question: Where did the cow go for entertainment?

Answer: The moovies
Yo bro. These TruMoo jokes make me suicidal!
trumoo jokes by Kate Rantum May 20, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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