TruMoo

An obese classmate who is often mistaken for a cow. It can also be referred to someone of high annoyance. Usually, a TruMoo wears glasses as well storming the "Fat" chairs in class so that he/she may "comfortably" fit his/her rolls of FAT. (TruMoo is also a brand of milk that is often served in Middle Schools and is often served spoiled along with a piece of styrofoam "Food")

Fredd: Woah! He is like a TruMoo!
John: I know right? He is stupid and fat.
Fredd: And also annoying

Lonzo (TruMoo): Whaddya say 'bout me?

by BobTheOcelot April 28, 2014

trumoo jokes

The jokes on the back of the chocolate milk box that your school gives you that makes you want to shoot yourself. They usually consist of corny jokes relating to cows and milk. For ex: Question: Where did the cow go for entertainment?

Answer: The moovies

Yo bro. These TruMoo jokes make me suicidal!

by Kate Rantum May 20, 2018

trumoo jokes

trumoo jokes are jokes on the back of a milk carton

ex: how do cows stay up to date ?
they read the moos paper

i get milk everyday just to look at the trumoo jokes at the back

by card6777 November 4, 2021

Trumpotomy

an operation that results in destruction of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "victim" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc.; commonly suffered by attendees at Trump rallies; syn: magatized hannatized

OMG! My pervy uncle got a Trumpotomy at a Trump rally. He was thoroughly magatized; it transformed him into a low-IQ person... a complete Trumpanzee! He still grabs me by my pussy, but is become such a ignoranus trumpanzee, he does his old grab-a-snatch routine indiscreetly, even in front of my parents!!! OMG!!!!

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Trumpotomy

A portmanteau formed from Trump, i.e., Donald Trump + lobotomy + hemorrhoidectomy. A radical psychological/psychiatric intervention to reverse the effects of victims who have been magatized.

My pervy uncle attended a Trump rally where he was magatized; now he is in dire need of a Trumpotomy.

by Eppypotamus July 11, 2019

Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.

Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

by Cool Breeze Williams June 14, 2016

Trumpost

Throwaway comment on the internet, usually on sensitive topics that the poster has not invested the necessary time, resources, or even just consideration in actually understanding.
Combines Trump, Post, and Compost.

"Why did he post that on Twitter? It's offensive to Mexicans and it makes him look like an idiot."
"Did you read it?"
"Yeah, I read it."
"Then the Trumpost did it's job. "

by AnonymousManToTheRescue March 12, 2017