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A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers
He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?
Tosten by p3orion December 27, 2013
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Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.
Tristen Fulton by Urban Official November 29, 2020
An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristen is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristens will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.
Man, that guy is such a Tristen! I wish I could be like him.
Tristen by Probablynotyou May 26, 2014
the sexiest and buffest boyfriend around he athletic and smart
torsten is so the best
Torsten by anonomoous girl November 5, 2019

Dirty Tristen

When you have sex in a port-a-potty sitting on the toilet when the girl rides on top.
We were at a concert last week and I got a dirty Tristen
Dirty Tristen by Tjbisme April 15, 2020
According to Wikipedia, the roots of the name go back to the Germanic God “Thor” and the Swedish word for stone (“sten”), so “Torsten” translates to something along the lines of “adamant like Thor”.

The actual exemplars of the type “Torsten” are mostly good natured, kind and very intelligent men with a sporadic fit of helplessness and indecisiveness, which is causally related to their disposition to overcomplicate uncomplicated things. Apart from that, “Torsten”s are usually sweet and should never be compared to any other type of men.
person 1: "Have you talked to XY lately?"
person 2: "Naww, XY is a great guy, but I'd rather be around Torsten."
Torsten by Ehsem February 14, 2010