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Trolliosis 

Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.
Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!

Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?
Trolliosis by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011

Trollocks 

An amalgam of the words "Troll" and "Bollocks", describing the ridiculous statements a troll will use to goad and enrage unsuspecting newsgroup/message board/ web forum users into imbecilic flaming sessions.
"Ha, well, I made you reply to me, so I win!"

"Save your trollocks for people who haven't read it a hundred times before. If you're so socially inadequate you can't get people to talk to you without behaving like a socially inadequate imbecile, try the Samaritans."
Trollocks by Hughes. November 14, 2004

Trollium 

Trollium is a very rare element naturally found in the cerebellum of trolls. Each troll contains only 1mg of trollium, which makes it very hard to get. The only way you can acquire pure trollium ore is to physically kill a troll and melt down its own head.
We learned about trollium in science class today!
Trollium by trollerskate September 3, 2011

trolliumpkin 

the act of giving oral sex (filatio) while a Trolli-O candy, sour apple or peach, is placed over the male reproductive organ. The female must engage in oral sex and consume the candy.
Trolliumpkin, shoot for it
trolliumpkin by MickeyDangles December 9, 2008

trollies 

Pull your trollies down
trollies by Peter Fox June 1, 2003

trollocaust 

A massive series of banning or account deletions of unwanted trolls in a forum, image board, or social networking site.
Troll #1: Hey, /b/rother! You're back! What happened?

Troll #2: A trollocaust; I was one among many trolls on here that got axed.
trollocaust by Zovos August 2, 2011