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Trollocks 

An amalgam of the words "Troll" and "Bollocks", describing the ridiculous statements a troll will use to goad and enrage unsuspecting newsgroup/message board/ web forum users into imbecilic flaming sessions.
"Ha, well, I made you reply to me, so I win!"

"Save your trollocks for people who haven't read it a hundred times before. If you're so socially inadequate you can't get people to talk to you without behaving like a socially inadequate imbecile, try the Samaritans."
Trollocks by Hughes. November 14, 2004
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Trollocoaster

A fun ride that one gets on when a good trolling has already begun.

To join a group of trolls for the lulz.
Weaboo: I <3 Naruto ^.^
Troll 1: lol, u fapping to him right now?
Troll 2: here's a link to a good picture of him if u need help *posts link*
Weaboo: U guys r fags!!! Naruto would kick ur asses! NO LIFE!!!
Troll 3: Sorry, that wasn't the picture he meant to post. Here's good one showing his dick. *post link*
Weaboo: Dude stfu!!!! I don't wanna see a picture off his dick!

Random person reads, finds hilarious and decides to join in becoming Troll 4. Thus getting the trollocoaster underway.

Troll 4: Umad bro?
Weabo: YES!!!! gtfo!!!!
Trollocoaster by Cobaltwire February 14, 2012
King Pig doing the trollface, generally used by the drugged-up followers of a certain Team Fortress 2 streamer.
Guy: What the hell is Trollos?
Crackhead: 983749571039592929508138937890540954
Trollos by hello gordon August 16, 2021

trollocaust 

A massive series of banning or account deletions of unwanted trolls in a forum, image board, or social networking site.
Troll #1: Hey, /b/rother! You're back! What happened?

Troll #2: A trollocaust; I was one among many trolls on here that got axed.
trollocaust by Zovos August 2, 2011

trollorist 

/noun/: A combination of troll and terrorist.
Man, that fucking trollorist got on my blog and harassed the shit out of me the other day.
trollorist by BattleMoonBunny October 19, 2020
In Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series, a creature of the Shadow that is made by breeding humans with livestock. Huge in stature (at LEAST 10' tall) trollocs feed on any animal (including humans) but usually kill just for fun. If a pack of wolves sees a trolloc, the wolves will attack as wolves despise Shadowspawn. Bands of trollocs are typically commanded by one or more myrddraal, as they will only obey out of fear of the commander.
Those two go together like a wolf and a trolloc.
trolloc by drunken myrddraal October 8, 2009

twollocks 

A combination of twat and bollocks. Best used alongside the word twunting
He was an utter twunt. Everything he said was a load of twunting twollocks.
twollocks by jamalf November 26, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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