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1 in 7.5 Trillion.
Guy 1 : Bro you won the Lottery thats like the chances of Dreams Luck
Guy 2 : Yeah, 1 in 7.5 Trillion.
Guy 2 : Yeah, 1 in 7.5 Trillion.
1 in 7.5 Trillion. by Yoyle December 20, 2020
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2.3 trillion dollars
On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.
2.3 trillion dollars by S/he’s just a friend December 31, 2022
Trolliosis
Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.
Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!
Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?
Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?
Trolliosis by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011
Trianious
the world's unluckiest name to ever receive. Most are complete pedo art leeches and also assholes. Art stealing horny on main scumlords
Person 1:Yo trianious just went into another relationship.
Person 2: How old?
Person 1: 14
Person 2: No surprises there
Person 2: How old?
Person 1: 14
Person 2: No surprises there
Trianious by N1ggaN0gga October 5, 2019
gum-dog trillionaire
Related to, but not the same as gum-dog millionaire, or gum-dog billionaire.
Gum-dog trillionaire is some next shit.
Neither noun, n'or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the Oakville sub-urbs. More specifically, it refers to a sexual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more prone to being quite old in age.
To 'Go Gum-Dog Trillionaire', in essence, means to removes one's fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male's apendage. Slob, bob, n' gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards - you name it - can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.
Gum-dog trillionaire is some next shit.
Neither noun, n'or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the Oakville sub-urbs. More specifically, it refers to a sexual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more prone to being quite old in age.
To 'Go Gum-Dog Trillionaire', in essence, means to removes one's fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male's apendage. Slob, bob, n' gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards - you name it - can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.
Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what happened to me last night.
Guy 2: Whoh hoppun?
Guy 1: I met the hottest chick at the bar, and I took her home for some techno and butt sex, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a glass of water in her hand.. and then she did it...I couldn't believe it.
Guy 2: Whawh?
Guy 1: She pulled her teeth out and put them in the fuckin jar!! I went limp immediately..
Guy 2: Oh mahn dah suhhk
Guy 1: Yeah but then she gave me the best blow job ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..
Guy 2: ??
Guy 2: Whoh hoppun?
Guy 1: I met the hottest chick at the bar, and I took her home for some techno and butt sex, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a glass of water in her hand.. and then she did it...I couldn't believe it.
Guy 2: Whawh?
Guy 1: She pulled her teeth out and put them in the fuckin jar!! I went limp immediately..
Guy 2: Oh mahn dah suhhk
Guy 1: Yeah but then she gave me the best blow job ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..
Guy 2: ??
gum-dog trillionaire by db hurt n' squirt strikes agai December 21, 2010
Trianious
the worst type of person to exist. is a huge asshole and a pervert who loves to start useless drama and target certain people in relationships.
"hey did you see Trianious the other day? he tried to shove his ocs in my face and kept spamming jojo references"
Trianious by Little2Smol October 5, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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