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Muddy throbber
When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.
Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.
Muddy throbber by manipulativebastard69 December 31, 2013
Ceiling-Fan Throbber
Ceiling-Fan Throbber by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016
blue vein throbber
when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.
blue vein throbber by randall March 21, 2003
throbber
Scots. A derogatory term for a contemptible and stupid person. It's origins derive from the aroused state of the penis and hence is used only as a term of abuse for males; although as the genders are becoming harder to distinguish in certain housing schemes in and around the city of Glasgow this can no longer be guaranteed. If one is behaving in a ridiculous manner, and apparently irritable to everyone in the vicinity, one can expected to be denounced as a 'throbber'.
throbber by Erchie McGeakle December 27, 2005
Man Throbber
Man Throbber by Smackdown Lane May 13, 2008
Carolina Blue Vein Throbber
Its when your pecker gets harder than ten dollars worth of jaw breakers. So hard a cat cant scratch it. AKA a CVBT
Carolina Blue Vein Throbber by Spaceprobe October 20, 2012
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