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pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

got my finger on the trigger 

This means you are getting ready to make a bold, dramatic move!
Oh, l got my finger on the trigger, l'm lightning on my guns

Toe on the Trigger

When someone is down and out and appears to be about to commit suicide. The act is often completed by using a long gun pointed at the soon to be departed's head and using one of their toes to depress the trigger while their hands support the firearm's intended aiming position.
Friend one: Joe has been real fucked up since Jill dumped him.

Friend two: Yeah, it won't be long and he'll have his Toe on the Trigger.
Toe on the Trigger by Durwood 66 January 16, 2008

On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second

On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
Hym Iam "On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second."

Tigger on the Nigger 

When you realize you have became black and look up and all of a sudden the big bad boy TIGGER is sitting on ur head. TIGGER ON THE NIGGER
Ay cuz I just realized i'm black and now this tigger is on me
Ye bluh it's TIGGER ON THE NIGGER
Tigger on the Nigger by Bennethan February 6, 2019

triggernometry 

The study of how getting triggered affects the human psyche.
My extensive research into triggernometry has revealed that people who are easily triggered, also suffer severe depression.
triggernometry by Dutch Armstrong September 6, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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