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Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.
Did you see Tristen Fulton on tv?
Tristen Fulton by Urban Official November 29, 2020
An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristen is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristens will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.
Man, that guy is such a Tristen! I wish I could be like him.
Tristen by Probablynotyou May 26, 2014

Dirty Tristen

When you have sex in a port-a-potty sitting on the toilet when the girl rides on top.
We were at a concert last week and I got a dirty Tristen
Dirty Tristen by Tjbisme April 15, 2020
Estoy muy triste
I am very sad
triste by Bob Holmes February 7, 2004
He is that one guy you would want to be next to you right now even through he may have never notice you but you still wish you were his friend. He may be a quite kid but don't be fooled by his quietness but his smile will make everyone fall in love with him I mean just look at him. If you see him in the halls make sure to say hi because he will have one of the nicest responds back to you but don't let him be too nice most Tristen's have a gf so you better watch out. Also we cant forget how good looking they are when you look at them you may just fall in love so watch out but don't forget how good they smell.

Person 1. I wish I could talk to someone nice
Person 2. Go talk to that Tristen he is very lovely to talk to.
Wow did you see that Tristen?
Tristen by Urban Official November 29, 2020

Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."
Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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