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Dude, you got Tristed again?
Triste by modista March 20, 2005
A pathetic situation or person. One who typically rides the struggle bus.
That Triste just sits in her car at Cumby’s and washes her laundry in their public bathroom.
Triste by Ah-Dias August 15, 2022

Triste Morningstar 

y helo thar buttseckz!!1
Triste Morningstar by modista March 13, 2005

Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."
Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

ca me fait triste 

French for "that makes me sad"
My mum didnt put enuf cheese on my sandwich - ca me fait triste : (
ca me fait triste by Stephanie7788 October 19, 2006
A private group rendezvous or social gathering
My friend and I attended a trist last Friday.
Trist by RubieRose December 27, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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