A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and
Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs,
blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because
Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of
beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.