2 definitions by Tiny Hats
A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.
I'm going camping to show my respect for the Tri-pod, I'm bringing my Eddie Bauer sleeping bag and soulja boy will be the music of choice.
by Tiny Hats April 11, 2009
An amazing, intelligent, and talented male. One, who after consuming copious amounts of whisky, will perform a penguin like dance (often used as a mating dance). Man that is actually rich but lives like a poor college student so as to confuse the gold digging females and keep them away.
by Tiny Hats October 3, 2016