Shrek. A huge fat ogre like shrek. He can also sound like Eric Cartman at times. He eats just about anything. He's eaten his contact and a fucking butterfly cocoon. He likes being naked around boys and he touched Jimmy's penis in 5th grade and then kissed it too. And then he ran around the party naked. He has fat hair. If he shaves it he would like a gorilla. This ogre needs to be stopped with torches and pitchforks cause he's so fat and he's gonna eat us all.

Fuck Elliot, I'm hungry I'll just eat this cocoon. MMMMMMM...cocoon!

Tripodi by Anonymous March 25, 2005

Anthony Tripodi-baslis

you will never get with Teagan you fat cunt

Anthony Tripodi-baslis will be a virgin for life

Anthony Tripodi-baslis by josh.has.a.massive.penis August 2, 2021

human tripod

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.

Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!

human tripod by udo August 10, 2003

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009

tripod

a man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'

You are a tripod.

tripod by Anthony Zavarelli May 24, 2002

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026