Trexplanation 

'Trexplanation' is a term for explaining something really complex and long.

Man one: I wanna tell you something, but it's to much of a trexplanation.

Trexplanation by Ihatemulletstheyareannoying October 7, 2011

Texplanation 

To send a text message to someone with a lame explanation of why you can't attend your rendez-vous/ party / hang-out / drinks. (Usually a lie.) The main purpose of the texplanation is to avoid the awkward phone conversation where the person to which you are talking totally knows you're lying and doesn't want to accuse you.

Jenny: Ugh, I don't feel like going to Brooke's graduation get together with her family. Her mom's boobs are awful and hard and it hurts when she hugs me. I have to send that bitch a texplanation.

*Whips out cellphone*

Text message: "Hey Brooke! Sory i cant come 2 ur party! my cat is ded and im jst 2 sad!"

Thank God I could texplain my way out of that!

Texplanation by Ieatbabiesforlunch December 18, 2007

textplanation

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

textplanation by Knock on our door March 6, 2009

trepanation 

the practice of removing a segment of cranial bone;thought in ancient times to promote creativity and clearer thought. in some areas of the world, it is still a practice

This TREPANATION in my head has provided me with new insight...everyone should have one

trepanation by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

textplanation

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

textplanation by emilyis March 17, 2008

Textplanation

When someone writes a comment on Facebook or Twitter that shocks everyone, but you know they are not going to spill the details so you just simply write the word

Did she real just say that.....Textplanation pls!

Textplanation by MsMBrianaThomas April 26, 2011

trepanation 

to drill a hole in your head

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trepanation by Man cabbage July 14, 2003