Trerd 

Trerd, plural "Trerds", referred to as Triathlon Nerds, or Tri-Nerds.

A rare species of humans who inflict pain upon themselves by means of swimming, cycling and running.

Not to be confused with "turd".

Usage: "STeve is such a trerd, because all he talks about is Swim Bike Run"

Trerd by trerd June 26, 2019

ghosting a terd 

The act of sitting on toilet flushing then dropping the terd before the flush is complet thus the flush sucks terd down before you wipe

Bill loves "ghosting a terd" after chilli night so that he doesn't offend anyones delicet nasal passages.

ghosting a terd by ghost king March 17, 2014

treadlegasm 

Unexpected, surprise orgasm achieved through the use of an old-time foot-powered treadle sewing machine.

First she started sweating, then she started moaning and then she started shaking. We thought it was a seizure, but it was just a treadlegasm. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!!

treadlegasm by YAWA April 21, 2015

Euphemism Treadmill

A euphemism is a term or a phrase used by individuals to refer to a controversial topic as overwhelmingly inoffensive as possible, as opposed to being politically incorrect (aka "enthusiastically offensive").

Unfortunately, the overuse of a euphemism will eventually devolve its meaning to the extent that itself becomes politically incorrect and will have to be replaced with another euphemism. This is a sociolinguistic phenomenon to as the "euphemism treadmill".

The term "mental retardation" was once a euphemism and politically correct term used to describe stupidity. The previous term was imbecile which was an actual medical category which comprised of idiots (IQ 0 to 25), imbeciles (IQ 26 to 50), and morons (IQ 51 to 70).

Over time, mental retardation and its associated verb "retard" became as corrupted as "imbecile" and "idiot" and was eventually replaced with "intellectual disability". It is now only a matter of time when being "disabled" is offensive and once again, slides down the euphemism treadmill.

Euphemism Treadmill by Ἀπολλύων October 21, 2016

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

Turbo charged tread mark shit by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

Terd Pocket 

The gap between sphincter and butt cheek.

Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.

Terd Pocket by Silver tongued liar August 11, 2013

christmas-treed  

To fill in a test bubbling the answers randomly, like placing christmas bulbs on a tree, to guess because you don't know the answer or are to lazy to do it right.

I just christmas-treed the final exam because I always cut class and didn't know anything.

christmas-treed by paige dodge February 17, 2007