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Trentton

He's just Chentin. He's really into knife flipping, and often partakes in silly actions and activities!
Trentton so groovy
by silly mcwhillius September 3, 2022
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trentton

a dick that can always fuck your day up and has no life
wow just great trentton is coming.
by dudebro cool June 14, 2017
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trenton missouri

A place you go to let your hopes and dreams die.
Trenton Missouri is a blackhole, no happiness can escape it.
by Esquire III October 15, 2017
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Jack Tretton

Jack Tretton is the President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America (SCEA), also known as the Xbane. During E3 2013 he slew the abomination of the green dragnos, Xbox One.
He totally went Jack Tretton on EA
by FatalEvolution June 10, 2013
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Trenton Booster Seat

When you sit on someones lap in the backseat of a car, and allow yourself to be sodomized so you can still watch the drive-in movie screen. Often used to reference a method of payment for being taken to the movies which includes demeaning sex.
Melanie badly wanted to go see a new summer blockbuster at the drive in, but didn't have the money. So she used a trenton booster seat to get a dirty old cabbie to pay her way.
by Mr.Matrimony September 2, 2008
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Trenton

Trenton will often come off that he doesn't care. The truth is he cares so much. He has the biggest heart and is always striving to do the right thing. He is very loyal and loving to the people important to him. He keeps his promises. If you are lucky enough to be his girlfriend, he will love you unconditionally. He will never even think of looking at other girls so you will never have to worry. He will support you in everything you do and never give up on you. Trenton enjoys the little things in life. Once you get to know him, you will realize he is very romantic and you will always want to get his approval and also give him yours because it means so much to him. Trenton's are the loyalest friends. Just don't fuck with anyone they love, or you will be in trouble.
Other guy: "Oh Trenton want to go party"

Trenton: "nah man, I'm trying not to be about that anymore. Plus my girlfriend wouldn't like it"
by butthahahahahaha October 4, 2013
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Trentonious Beardious Maximus

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
by ieatkidz May 19, 2015
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