Trenado

A surname originating in the old spanish-hebrew times where young lads were trained (ergo TRENADO), in the fine art of small anus probing. The lads that were trained in the art of Trenado were commanded to insert increasingly larger objects into their stink portals until such time as these were capable of accommodating fully matured trouser-snakes when called upon by the elders of the council. The Trenados eventually managed to escape the grasps of their masters to become a self-supporting family who via a long process of interbreeding managed to spawn a genealogy of normal, albeit cock-hungry inhabitants of the Iberian Peninsula.

Oh, your a Trenado….is your gaynus ready for my custard launcher, or have you not quite trained ur chocolate starfish for the act of poking the brown-eye?

Trenado by The backgammoner September 17, 2021

Trenado

The name of an old Spanish warrior who fought in many wars to win victory, a trends will always win victories no matter what, and will never give up until they make their target tired and surrender.

They are likely to be rare and they can't be found early but if u find one you don't want to mess with them. They are well known to fight with people who cause problems to them.

They will be kind and loving and great when talking problems out, but they sure know how to Confort the hell out of you.

Oh look its trenado, how lovely, to see him/ her around!

Trenado by Luchicat September 23, 2018

Trenady 

A smart, pretty, clever, funny girl. She fun to be around and can cheer you up when down, just DON’T piss her off...She is easy to talk to and is very trust worthy. Anyone close to Trenady is a very lucky person.

“I love you Trenady”
“Ohhhh don’t piss off Trenady”
“OMG TRENADY STOP!!”

Trenady by SleepyRae July 14, 2018

trenadi 

Bad ass bitch, who loves choclate, very shy, and does not like to get in trouble, hates when she losses friends, and loves her family

Gotta watch out for that Trenadi beat us up

trenadi by Trenadi April 28, 2017

Trendoid 

A Trendoid is basically any person that overexceedinly dresses in the most current trends… Someone who walks the streets of New York’s SOHO or LA with his pummas or chuck tailors…lounging in the latest vintage remake from some expensive boutique… or even true vintage sometimes which is at least a bit more authentic. They can also be described as "code" someone who really cant think of his or her own style so they buy what’s on the window maniquin at H&M…. since that’s what everyone else is wearing… it must be safe… it’s easy to be a soldier in the big city!

We were walking down Prince Street and a guy passes buy
that’s a major Trendnoid… black sunglasses, dirty trucker hat, ripped yet tight jeans… vintage T… screen printed messenger bag… shaggy hair… and a “too cool for school” grin on his face… we look at eachother and unintentionally say in unison…. “Trendoid”.

Trendoid by J & J April 17, 2006

trendo 

A trendo is someone who paradoxically emphasizes their individuality by doing what all the other "underground" or "artistic" people are doing. A trendo typically wears gaudy or mismatched clothing that was found at the local thrift store, broadcasts their support for social causes, listens to music that is not typically played on the radio but is still popular in its own "underground" sort of way, uses tattoos and piercings as self-representation, is or pretends to be environmentally-conscious, smokes cigarettes and uses drugs and tries to put off a disorganized or intellectual appearance. A trendo tries to exist independently of mainstream America but is basically reverse-dependent on what the average American is doing. For example, if the typical American citizen is a religious carnivorous patriot, the trendo would seek to become an atheistic vegetarian with anti-capitalistic tendencies. A trendo is not limited to any specific labels, albeit hippies, mystics, rock stars, vegans, activists or nerds. The uniting characteristic of trendos is that they do whatever is trendy outside of mainstream culture (such as MTV and designer clothing) and they want to make sure everyone knows about it. Trendos are poison to individuality because they exploit hobbies, causes, literature and music that nontrendos enjoy in an effort to seem cultured and sophisticated. The goal of the trendo is simply to assert their own superiority amongst others in a way that feeds their vanity and arrogance.

Friend: I went to a party last night at this guy's apartment. Him and his friends spent the whole night smoking Parliaments and talked about the Velvet Underground's contribution to rock and roll. I suggested we go out to eat but they had already prepared some Vegan eggrolls. Then they started watching a black-and-white speech delivered by a German postmodernist but I don't even think any of them spoke German.
Me: What a bunch of trendos.

trendo by SuspectKmoney April 8, 2008

trenade 

An ugly transsexual that you don't want to have sex with or a transsexual that is making a scene around you that kills the joy that you were experiencing during your night out. It comes from the words transsexual and grenade.

Dude... did you see Vinnie at the club last night he was dancing with this crazy ass trenade, it was messed up when he kissed it... and then we told him outside... and he threwup when he relized what he did. That trenade over there is super gross. Watch out at Crowbar... there are fuckin trenades all over.

trenade by Peter L. Harris October 29, 2010