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treecoon 

A racoon that lives in a tree.
When I got to school, people said there was a racoon or should I say treecoon in the tree! Too bad I missed it...
treecoon by CyborgTm October 24, 2007
(Treh-corn)

1. A tree that is trimmed to look like or simply resembles a unicorn.

2. The symbol and leader of the trecornians, a group who believe that there is a higher power watching over us from the treetops overseeing day to day life, they're a peaceful group that would do anything for their lord and savior trecorn
Guy 1: Oh hey, that tree looks like a unicorn.

Guy 2: Dude show some respect for trecorn.
Trecorn by Definitely Not Jon September 30, 2014

jackie treehorn 

To draw something accurately in drawsomething, then very slowly erase it and replace with a picture similar to Jackie Treehorn's sketch in The Big Lebowski. Ideally your opponent will guess your drawing and, while feeling victorious, will be presented with a picture of a man with his large dick and balls.
What? I swear it was a church. I just got jackie treehorned.
jackie treehorn by uxjackson September 16, 2012
When an individual has been offered multiple strains of cannabis, it is necesary to investagate each variety in what is known as Treeconissance
Forsure bro...lemme drive on over and do a little treecon
Treecon by J-Karb July 29, 2011

treehorned 

When a guy gets horned and wants to stop so he find a tree with a hole and starts beating
Dude I treehorned yesterday and it hurt so badly
treehorned by Jchiro89 December 28, 2018

treehorned 

When a guy is getting horned and wants to stop it so he goes to a tree that has a hole in it and starts to beat his meat hard
Dude I treehorned really hard
treehorned by Jchiro89 December 28, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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