TreeBirk 

Adj./Noun: A descriptor for a phallic member which hath a severe disproportion of length to width ratio wherein the length is significantly longer than wide resulting in a wet noodle like appearance.

“Yea, my date was going well with jim but i found out he has a TreeBirk so I took him home and had him help stir my pot of curry on the stove.”

“Emily how did you get that hole in your face?
It was johnnys TreeBirk he got me from like half way across the room.”

TreeBirk by Yourlittlepogchamp December 23, 2020

Treebird

A treebird is a prostitute who sleeps only with lumberjacks.

Malinda is such a treebird, when she takes off her clothes saw dust falls out.

Treebird by Paddy McGinty January 27, 2017

TreeBarked 

Shoving a pine cone in ur dogs ass

So I looks to see what the dog was barking about ,and low and behold there's a pine cone sticking out the dogs ass! So I told the neighbor that I guess some thugs treebarked the dog .

TreeBarked by Gizmo289 May 27, 2023

Treebirnation 

The word that describes what happens in autumn when a trees leaves fall off and they "hibernate" for winter

"Oh, look at the trees, they're going into treebirnation!"

Treebirnation by anonymous November 23, 2021