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TreeBirk 

Adj./Noun: A descriptor for a phallic member which hath a severe disproportion of length to width ratio wherein the length is significantly longer than wide resulting in a wet noodle like appearance.
“Yea, my date was going well with jim but i found out he has a TreeBirk so I took him home and had him help stir my pot of curry on the stove.”

“Emily how did you get that hole in your face?
It was johnnys TreeBirk he got me from like half way across the room.”
TreeBirk by Yourlittlepogchamp December 23, 2020
Related Words

Treebirnation 

The word that describes what happens in autumn when a trees leaves fall off and they "hibernate" for winter
"Oh, look at the trees, they're going into treebirnation!"
Treebirnation by anonymous November 23, 2021

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026