Treebird

A treebird is a prostitute who sleeps only with lumberjacks.

Malinda is such a treebird, when she takes off her clothes saw dust falls out.

by Paddy McGinty January 27, 2017

TreeBirk

Adj./Noun: A descriptor for a phallic member which hath a severe disproportion of length to width ratio wherein the length is significantly longer than wide resulting in a wet noodle like appearance.

“Yea, my date was going well with jim but i found out he has a TreeBirk so I took him home and had him help stir my pot of curry on the stove.”

“Emily how did you get that hole in your face?
It was johnnys TreeBirk he got me from like half way across the room.”

by Yourlittlepogchamp December 23, 2020

Treebirnation

The word that describes what happens in autumn when a trees leaves fall off and they "hibernate" for winter

"Oh, look at the trees, they're going into treebirnation!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021