Tree penis
Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis
Tree penis by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018
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Tree Penis
Tree Penis by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025
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Christmas Tree Penis
A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
Christmas Tree Penis by Lumaria December 1, 2009
Rusty Tree Penis
Rusty Tree Penis by James Malcom June 11, 2008
Penis Tree
An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.
Penis Tree by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006
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penis painting tree goat by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011
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