Tree Bear 

Usually seen after ingesting some form of psychedelic drug. Tree Bears often resemble the Grateful Dead dancing bears, but are seen in the leaves of trees.

Dude I ate so many mushrooms last night, I was tripping Tree Bears.

Tree Bear by Tree Bear July 11, 2011

The Himilayian Tree Bear

The coolest bear in ohio .

"The Himilayian Tree Bear" is a beast

The Himilayian Tree Bear by coltonisaginger April 10, 2010

Tree Beard 

The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.

"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."

Tree Beard by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007

Treebeard 

An Ent from The Lord of The Ring's Trilogy.

One of the most creative creatures from J.R.R. Tolkein's mind, Ents are tree like creatures that are very old and talk very slow.

In the book, Gandalf tells that the Ents are a very mighty force of Good, like how the cave trolls are a mighty force of evil.

Their main part in the Trilogy is in The Two Towers where the Ents take down Sauruman the white at Isenguard. This is done quite easily since his land is emptied and his army has gone to Helms Deep to slaughter the men of Rohan.

With a surprise attack, and the encouraging help of the two hobbits Merry and Pippin, Isenguard is taken down with ease.

"Now we must decide if the Ents are going to WAR!"

Treebeard by Frodo Bag Feet January 3, 2005

treebeard texting 

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

treebeard texting by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

treebeard 

the act of giving head to a 40 year old man who has never shaven and has died his pubes green just after running a marathon

My boss gave me a treebeard after finishing the boston marathon

treebeard by mandingofriend June 13, 2011

A Treebeard 

When seeing a message being written on a social media platform, if the person takes over 10 minutes to write less than 30 characters, he is a Treebeard.

My mate must be writing an essay, he's taking ages! Oh....he only said lol....man he's such a Treebeard.

A Treebeard by Umar Taylor May 21, 2020