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fast-tracking 

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.
Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

Tummy tickling tumble 

A tummy tickling tumble occurs when one with a long member, reaches so deep it feels like a tummy tickling.
Wanda screamed that Devoon's penis tickled her in that tummy tickling tumble!

two tracking 

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin
For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.
two tracking by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015

Soul Trucking 

When you feel as though your soul has been run over by a truck...
Oh mannnn. I failed my exam, got dumped by my girlfriend, and wrecked my car. I got mad soul trucked, man. Mad soul trucked...

Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.

trelling 

trelling: the opposite of trolling. whereas trolling intends to leave a person angry, trelling starts out upsetting the person, with the punchline making them feel better about themselves, and bestowing kindness
Mini Melt: Sims, i just wanted to let you know you're awful
..ly good at everything you do.

Clarence: trelelelele
Super Mario: trelling!

Sims: Hmm, i don't get it...

Super Mario: You're slow
...ly becoming one of my favorite people ;)
trelling by Simpregnate December 26, 2011

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7