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penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
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an involuntary erection induced by the vibrations created by various forms of transport
driving up the M1 motorway I was aware that I was developing a travelon
travelon by negroponti July 2, 2009

Travelodge Dodge 

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.
person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge
Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011

Travelocity 

The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne
I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.
Travelocity by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019

Travelcock 

The excitement that occurs upon a journey and turns your cock hard as a rock.
Daniel: Bro, are you excited for this road trip or what?!

Jacob: Dude, i've got the craziest travelcock!

Daniel: Steaksauce!
Travelcock by Jam Jam Ziegler January 13, 2009

travecaust 

An event that is both a travesty and a holocaust wrapped up into one big ball of suckasstitude.
When the Brothers of the Ayran Revolution performed at the Apollo Theater, it was truly a travecaust.
travecaust by skinny peete April 26, 2010