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Trash Cans 

The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.
MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?

Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.
Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.

mexican trashcan 

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.
I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.
mexican trashcan by Coco Sean October 31, 2015

Emotional Trashcan

A person who everyone tells their problems to.
Person 1: Why does everyone come to you for their problems?

Person 2: I don't know, I guess I'm just comforting.

Person 1: You're like an emotional trashcan. Everyone throws their problems away in you, and walk away feeling better about themselves.
Emotional Trashcan by HappySanta December 10, 2010

Trashcanning 

The mouth is open as wide as possible giving the penis a moist feeling, but hardly any contact. Thus creating the trash can effect of a wide opening going on your dick.
She has the lips of an angel, but the mouth of a trashcan.

I once saw Megan trashcanning Casey, fuckin A, man.
Trashcanning by SirRoxen October 24, 2008
Something or someone that is shitty and considered trashy.
You're a fucking trashcan.

That song is pretty trashcan status.
trashcan by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017