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Stupid is transiting everything
Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.
Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!
How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????
This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.
If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?
If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.
“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.
This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.
Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.
Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.
You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!
How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????
This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.
If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?
If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.
“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.
This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.
Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.
Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.
You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:
You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.
You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.
Stupid is transiting everything by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 19, 2023
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An event that occured on November 23, 1996 during an Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) house show.
A 17-year old minor, who had provided false adult ID and claimed to have been trained in pro wrestling school, was booked into a tag team match as a replacement, under the guise of a bus driver named Mass Transit, teaming with D-Von Dudley, against The Gangstas: New Jack and Mustafa Saed. The Gangstas were booked to squash the opposing team in a hardcore setting. Using various objects from the ring and the crowd, New Jack tried to work with Mass Transit, who was untrained, and injured himself. As part of the match, New Jack bladed Mass Transit on the forehead, causing substantial bleeding. When the truth of Mass Transit's age reached the press and the law, ECW faced scrutiny, and had their inaugral PPV "Barely Legal" cancelled.
Mass Transit's family filed assault charges and a lawsuit against New Jack and ECW, however through testimony of all the wrestlers and Mass Transit himself, it was revealed that he had indeed lied about his age and ability, and had requested himself that he be cut in the match. All charges were dismissed, and the Barely Legal PPV was rescheduled a month later.
Mass Transit died at age 22 from obesity.
A 17-year old minor, who had provided false adult ID and claimed to have been trained in pro wrestling school, was booked into a tag team match as a replacement, under the guise of a bus driver named Mass Transit, teaming with D-Von Dudley, against The Gangstas: New Jack and Mustafa Saed. The Gangstas were booked to squash the opposing team in a hardcore setting. Using various objects from the ring and the crowd, New Jack tried to work with Mass Transit, who was untrained, and injured himself. As part of the match, New Jack bladed Mass Transit on the forehead, causing substantial bleeding. When the truth of Mass Transit's age reached the press and the law, ECW faced scrutiny, and had their inaugral PPV "Barely Legal" cancelled.
Mass Transit's family filed assault charges and a lawsuit against New Jack and ECW, however through testimony of all the wrestlers and Mass Transit himself, it was revealed that he had indeed lied about his age and ability, and had requested himself that he be cut in the match. All charges were dismissed, and the Barely Legal PPV was rescheduled a month later.
Mass Transit died at age 22 from obesity.
Mass Transit Incident by snarkysmark May 3, 2012
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