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transmat by boogerpicker May 15, 2003

Transmatic 

The imaginary type of automobile transmission that exists in the female world, consisting of an apparent combination of equal parts automatic, manual, and cluelessness.
"So if it's not automatic it's a transmatic, right?"
Transmatic by Erin-in-Omaha April 3, 2008

transmath 

To proselytize innacurate results of an equation
“Jimmy, you sure that math is accurate?”
“Seriously? We’re all math-fluid here, don’t be so racist. We’ve evolved to a transmath society. Asshole
transmath by CabinetCat June 1, 2018

transmaphrodite 

noun: A transsexual hermaphrodite. Being a hermaphrodite they have both sexes, but being transsexual they must then transcend both sexes. The person in question therefore dresses up as a plant.
I scantly recognized my old friend Jordan when he (she?) arrived at my house for Thanksgiving; indeed, because they were a transmaphrodite, I was under the impression that a small ficus tree had been left on the doormat.

Transmatic 

"Trans" meaning motion and "matic" indicating the act of something, Transmatic is the Act of motion, and can be applied in several different ways.

Waving your arms arround as you try to explain something perhaps complex to someone is being transmatic.

A Barge Pole is Counter-transmatic
Christian was being very transmatic in his speach to the court on how he throttled his wife

...he got let off as he had post transmatic stess disorder
Transmatic by adam crich-tom day October 20, 2010

Transmatic 

When something is beyond tragic or terrible. Having no sense of style or organization.
The choice of gown she wore to the prom was transmatic. It had too many colors and was ugly.
Transmatic by KGirl58 April 8, 2019