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Transaction Zone 

The 5 foot radius around a debit machine or bank machine - to allow privacty when using your P.I.N. number.
Stay out of the transaction zone while I get cash from the bank machine.
Transaction Zone by sarsfieldk March 20, 2011

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.
Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.
Texas Transaction by badmitionfury September 15, 2019

jack transaction 

When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.

pocket transaction 

A pocket transaction occurs when money completely misses the cash register and "accidentally" ends up in the pocket of a minimum wage employee.
We don't get enough money for working at McDonalds, so we occasionally complete a pocket transaction to make up for it.
pocket transaction by RJForce September 1, 2007

Monroe Transaction 

the activity in which two men stick a 4 foot, approx. 3 inch diameter, glass tube between their asses and excrete into both ends; both men are allowed to move around but the tube must remain in place, and the first person to get their feces in the other's asshole wins.
Does the Monroe Transaction contest morally qualify as having a winner?
Monroe Transaction by Toxic Rage January 4, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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