trampo

a trampoline with rusty springs and torn padding, old-school

"Hey guys, lets go jump on that old trampo!"

trampo by Dusty April 17, 2004

Trampo wampo man 

He always tries to win the trampoline competition but does not make it past other people’s shoes

Trampo wampo man can’t reach my shoe

Trampo wampo man by G_Normz22 February 1, 2021

el trampo 

A male whore. Better used in reference to females to add confusion.

Mia is an el trampo.

el trampo by someonewhohascommonsense July 27, 2017

Trampoosing 

Walking with extreme difficulty due to the prevailing conditions underfoot. Having to expend large amounts of energy walking through deep snow or heavy mud.

We’ll be trampoosing, the snow’s waist deep.

Trampoosing by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Tunkhannock Tramp 

A promiscuous lady from Northeast Pennsylvania

I met the slut in an internet chat room. After a few weeks, I hooked up with her in a hotel room in Wilkes-Barre. She couldn't get enough of my hose. She wanted it so much she left her kids and husband for it. What a Tunkhannock Tramp.

Tunkhannock Tramp by Paco Taco de Morocco April 2, 2009