Traitortot

A conservative American, typically southern and inbred, who wears camo, practices a false version of Christianity to justify racism, has an unusually small penis, and acts tough, despite being severely uneducated, obese, and never actually serving in the military.

Synonyms - Trump supporter, chickenhawk, White Nationalist

Because of his charges from beating his wife/cousin, the Traitortot had to buy his guns from a gun show instead of Walmart.