Trainifac

Someone who really loves trains and anything about the railway.

Matthew loved every British train ever apart from the 142. He also enjoyed train games. Overall he was a Trainifac

by Mary Baker November 10, 2021

Twainiac

Any of the students from the Mark Twain School for "Special Kids". Any Mark Twain kid that got arrested or in juvenille court system.

I heard he's a Twainiac, he stole a few cars before coming here.

by GBurgNupe August 24, 2004

tranification

The art of turning people into transvestites, akin to the zombification process.

I performed a tranification the other day, he turned out to be quite a transvestite!

by Baron Boffin March 24, 2009

Twainiac

A current or former student of the Mark Twain School for problem kids in Rockville, Maryland. Any student of an alternative school.

You can see twainiacs being arrested on "COPS" or on "Jerry Springer"

by K Joyce October 2, 2007

Tannussy Traintracks

When a homosexual man with the surname "Tannous" is penetrating themselves in the middle of a traintrack with a stick on dildo.

I love to caress my cock and balls over the Tannussy Traintracks video.

by HentaiEnthusiast March 14, 2023

twainiac

A former student of the mark twain school, which featured grades 7 through 12 and offered kids who were coded as emotionally disturbed (nutty) a place to run amok with other such unbalanced and often dangerous fools. The school is located in rockville Maryland next to a large forest area. Staff members often restrained students physically then went home and masturbated to the memory of it. Mark Twain would be the last place you might want you're child to end up unless you were grooming them for a circus side show act.

That child just beat up that other child with a trash can, i think they might send him to Mark twain, what a twainiac he will be indeed!

by truth fan November 4, 2009

Tennessee Traintracks

When you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your dick all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.

Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?

Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.

by Da Phlex June 21, 2009