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Trade Raper 

-the act of continuously raping one's opponent without lube in the rectum hole until the rapee is forced to give ones best RB or WR for another.
Hey TJ, quit trade raping me. It is really starting to fucking hurt. My ass is swollen and wont stop bleeding. Atleast next time us some lube.

That guy is a real Trade Raper
Trade Raper by ballsinmycock1 November 1, 2012
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Trade Rape 

To be taken advantage of in a most foul way while playing fantasy sports.

According to the FX show "The League", it is when a completely lopsided trade offer in a fantasy sport is accepted. It typically opens happens to n00bs.
Person 1: I just pulled off a sweet deal in my Football league.

Person 2: Nice, who'd you get?

Person 1: I got Jamarcus Russell and traded Peyton Manning.

Person 2: Dude, you just got trade raped.
Trade Rape by MarWash November 20, 2009

Trade Rape 

The process of making an awful trade in fantasy football.
John- Dude, I just got Plaxico Buress for Ronnie Brown from Kevin!

Steve- Man, you got trade raped. Plaxico Buress is in jail for like 3 years.
Trade Rape by TebowTime January 9, 2011

trade rape 

A term used to describe a fantasy football trade in which one team recieves a much better player or players. This term may also apply to other fantasy sports.
Cody was trade raped by Ryan when he traded Ryan Grant for Anquan Boldin.

Trade Rape 

A fantasy football trade where one team constantly makes horrible trades that rape his teams roster. Some owners perform such a trade to "spite" other league members when really they are only ruining their own teams chances. Trade rape is prominent in the Asian community.
Trade Rape 1: Ryan Grant and Sidney Rice for Malcolm Floyd

Trade Rape 2: Aaron Rodgers, Calvin Johnson, Joseph Addai for Ben Roethlisberger, Cedric Benson, Knowshon Moreno, Mario Manningham

Trade Rape 3: Jermichael Finley for Darren Sproles and Dallas Clark

Any trade completed by a franchise known as Out of Spite.
Trade Rape by No Macedonia Commish October 8, 2011

Trade Rape 

A term used to describe a fantasy football trade in which one team recieves a much better player or players. This term may also apply to other fantasy sports.
Person 1: Dude! I just made an awesome trade!

Person 2: oh yeah! Who'd ya get?

Person 1: I got Eddie Lacy for Chris Ivory and Emmanuel Sanders!

Person 2: Sounds more like trade rape too me... I feel sorry for the other guy.
Trade Rape by J is legend September 9, 2016

Trade Rape 

What Brian Parker routinely does to Carl Spano.
Carl: I just traded Arian Foster for Mike Vick and Ryan Mathews.

Me: Dude, Vick and Mathews are the two most injury-prone players. Was this consensual or was this full-blown Trade Rape?

Carl: No, and he said that if I tell anyone, he'll hurt my family.
Trade Rape by dozdemcrucialboyz November 18, 2013
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