Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.

1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

Tooting your own vuvuzela by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010

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Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

Tooting by lathsc January 9, 2020

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Saber-Toothing

The act of preying on young men by a woman past the appropriate age of a Cougar.

That old woman is Saber-Toothing hardcore.

Saber-Toothing by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

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Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

Tooting Handshake by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

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toothing

Toothing is a technological evolution of the sexual practice known as "dogging". People with Bluetooth enabled mobile devices broadcast to other Bluetooth enabled devices in the area that they are "up for a shag" They text some flirtatious sexual banter back and forth for a bit, then arrange to meet up for an impromptu shag in the nearest nook or cranny.

Im not going to the pub tonight, im feeling a bit horny, gonna go toothing at Liverpool Street Station instead.

toothing by archibald crevice March 10, 2004

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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