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Toyota Recall

A conspiracy made none other than by gm (government motors) or chrysler. And is further fueled by people who all of a sudden decide to jam their accelerators or floor mats under the pedals, thus causing "unintended" acceleration, while NOT choosing to shift into neutral, because they want to be on the six o'clock news to smear Toyota because they are all just a bunch of money and attention whores.
Bob: Hey, did you hear about the Toyota Recall?

Jim: Oh yeah, my buddy James who is full of shit jammed his pedal to the metal on his Prius.

Bob: OH MY, is he alright?

Jim: Yeah, just pending litigation.
Toyota Recall by Banstaman April 18, 2010
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Toyota Recall

When you are fucking the bitch so hard that you cant stop wont stop (like you're a toyota prius/camary).
The bitch wanted to leave but my boy Amol Toyota recalled that bitch!

Arnold from total recall totally Toyota recalled that bitch because everyday hes cuming.
Toyota Recall by Toyoda Jeet March 6, 2010

Toyotal Recall 

The phenomenon by which every defective model of Toyota vehicle (essentially all of them) is taken off the road. Tragically, Arnold the Governator and three-boobed hookers from Mars are not involved.
The 2010 Prius has brakes that don't function properly, making it the latest victim of the Toyotal Recall.
Toyotal Recall by slpm20 February 5, 2010

Toyotalrecall 

The entire (total) recall of Toyota cars due to various malfunctions.
Hey man whatsup? You look pissed

Yea, i had to send my car to the dealership because of this bullshit Toyotalrecall. So much for Total Quality Management.
Toyotalrecall by JV1st February 9, 2010
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