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P-Town Handshake
The act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. Named after Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is a very gay area of Cape Cod.
P-Town Handshake by dantheman3384 January 12, 2010
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Splash Town Handshake
The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.
Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"
Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"
Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"
Doug- "What if your wife notices?"
Billy- "Who?"
Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"
Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"
Doug- "What if your wife notices?"
Billy- "Who?"
Splash Town Handshake by El Panadero August 3, 2010
Fancy down town handshake.
"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
Fancy down town handshake. by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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