2 definitions by dantheman3384

The act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. Named after Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is a very gay area of Cape Cod.
Damn that dude is fuckin' sexy. If I met him, I'd introduce myself with a firm P-Town Handshake.
by dantheman3384 January 12, 2010
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A holiday following independence day, which is basically just another excuse to get shitfaced and party.

Note: In Spain, this holiday is known as "July 5th", which sounds foreign and exotic to Spanish people.
Dude, so there I was, drunk off my ass at the Cinco Julyo party, and this girl was sucking my cock in the moon bounce. Then her boyfriend showed up, so I finished on her face and got the fuck out of there. It was almost as good as last years' party.
by dantheman3384 July 5, 2010
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